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Feature: How To Be A Miserable Nigerian

1. During an election, choose a side and stick to it, do not flitch, be hundred percent partisan, a 'never die fan'. Refuse to see or admit any incompetence or if at all you do, blame the regime before the one you voted.

2. Sing praises of your voted fellow, when he flies about like a bird nesting here and there without much impact, go ahead and tell the world how hard he is working to solve the mess the former regime wrought.

3. When your voted fellow decides to throw money to 'idle men' at zero economic gain making a community record over a hundred wedding (which will sure increase economic burden) be glad and rejoice, call him the saviour of the poor and the slayer of poverty.

4. When people get killed in a certain region perpetually for months, tell the world that it is not incompetence, he is achieving great win in another region, tell them worst happened in the former regime.

5. Carry your religious banner about, use it like a pair of glasses to scan everything, to comment on everything, to judge everything, use it to comment on Facebook, show the world how truly a religious Nigerian you are.




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